Spot works in the open air cubicle next to me at my home office. While I'm coding or doing prep work for the next day's patients, she earns her bit by catching butterflies and lizards and taking a lot of naps. I know it's a rough job, 'cause she has to stop by my work station several times a day to complain.

"How come you get AC and I have to work out here in the heat."
"I'm the boss."
"I feel like a boss."
"I could promote you to boss of june bugs and cicadas."
"That come with more food?"
"Nah."
"Forget it. I'm'a go take a nap."