ALT FACT: Cats have been playing Pokemon since the time of the Egyptian Middle Kingdom. They don't use PokeBalls, however, which can be hard on their targets.

Spot's brought live birds into the house three times in the last week, bursting through the doggy door to release her victims in feathered chaos. She's either playing Pokemon Go or trying to shake us down.

"Be a real shame you had some kinda freak avian accident in here. I can see to it that doesn't happen ... for a small fee."